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Thought I’d try out a new suit. What do you think?

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#I am convinced that this was not in the script #Matt was supposed to jump on the hammock and missed #because he’s Matt and he is a danger to himself and others #and this line was just an expression of his confusion#THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED AND NO ONE WILL EVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

….NO. JOHN. STOP GETTING IDEAS.

Oh, come now Darling. You don’t even know what I was going to suggest!

Either sex swing hammocks for us, or hammocks for the children. 1) No, they are uncomfortable to have sex in, and 2) The children will fall out and then they’ll be screaming tears and then there wont be any more sleep for the two of us. And I quite like what little sleep I get already, thank you very much.

Can’t get anything past you, can I.

auisthebest:

evilnerdproductions:

#I am convinced that this was not in the script #Matt was supposed to jump on the hammock and missed #because he’s Matt and he is a danger to himself and others #and this line was just an expression of his confusion#THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED AND NO ONE WILL EVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

….NO. JOHN. STOP GETTING IDEAS.

Oh, come now Darling. You don’t even know what I was going to suggest!

evilnerdproductions:

#I am convinced that this was not in the script #Matt was supposed to jump on the hammock and missed #because he’s Matt and he is a danger to himself and others #and this line was just an expression of his confusion#THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED AND NO ONE WILL EVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

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Now, these are the Rules…

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auisthebest:

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bartyjoonyah:

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bartyjoonyah:

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bartyjoonyah:

Aww. Would you look at that. Two baby giraffes out in the wild!

Oh, BARTY, That’s not fair.

It is too! He calls me a spider-monkey!

Now that is just plain rude. I never said you looked like a spider-monkey. You jumped on me like one when I took those blasted specs of yours. If you were any animal, it’d be a rat.

….right….well then…okay. Nice to know I can’t even joke with Myself now.

See! I told you you’d end up hurting and upsetting each other!

It was only a joke, because he’s a bit clumsy like a baby giraffe and then there’s that dance we have…. I never said he looked like one. He’s always agreed with me and laughed about it, just like I laugh when he calls me a spider-monkey. I think I earned that name. Besides, baby giraffes are adorable. Rats… well they’re not. Not anywhere near. They’re… hideous.

Maybe rat wasn’t the best choice… Mouse would have been better. I mean, you’ve got to admit about your nose… Sorry. SORRY! I’m sorry! I mean, mice are very cute and highly intelligent. They’re clever… Lots of people like mice! We saved a talking one once, named Luke. Well, he was really a boy, but… Being like a mouse isn’t a bad thing, really. That’s the point. And you’d look adorable if we put you in a giant teacup. You wouldn’t complain…

Next time, listen to me John when I tell you to stop.

Okay, okay. But it’s not my fault his feelings get hurt so easily… Well, alright. Mine too, I suppose.

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